Some Curious Creatures

Illustration and creation.

I’m getting fed up of doing stuffy job apps. So I decided to mix it up a bit - with a bit of punnage! This will either get me in to trouble with the cheesemongers of britain, or get me a job. Here’s how it went:

‘Hello, I’m Sarah and I believe that I could brie an excellent cheesemonger for a variety of reasons.

I have developed an excellent level of customer service, through the variety of service jobs I have done. In each of these I have prided myself on product knowledge and friendliness. I will however have to restrain myself when I see your cheeses, lest I edam all at once!

I work well in teams, and believe that teams work even cheddar with people with a passion for the product working within them.

I have worked in the cafe for over 5 months now, and whilst I enjoy my work, and love my work-mates, I would like a new challenge and to try selling a new product, as I believe there is stiltons to learn about running a buisness, as I would like to one day.

I am very punctual, good at time keeping and most importantly, mature.

I’m sure that you camembert this any longer, so I will leave you in the good hands of my CV, to which you should look no further as to why you should employ me as a fun-loving worker at your legendairy shop.’

I really hope they like puns as much as they like cheese…

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A really cool advert which i ripped out and played around with on my computer.

A really cool advert which i ripped out and played around with on my computer.

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